Ostriches are only around $2500
Each Ostrich egg is 2000 calories (equivalent of up to 24 chicken eggs)
A human needs 1600-3000 calories per day
Ostriches lay up to 130 eggs per year
Ostriches live up to 60 years
Do I really have to spell it out for you?
Over the life of the ostriches life you are paying only $65 per year on food, 18 cents a day! In addition, Imagine the joy on friends and families faces when you give them a huge egg for $5, which is a deal since an ostrich egg= 24 chicken eggs (current retail $10)
In this economy? you better beleive it. You can’t afford to not buy these 9ft dinos.
Common Questions:
Dont you need to feed them (thus increasing the costs)
Ostriches eat grass-> free lawn care.
Won’t the Ostriches run away?
I like to think that they stay because they know I need the eggs, but worst case buy those electric collars that go off when they leave certain area.
Is this healthy?
I had to reach out to my main source of nutrition info, Chat GPT to determine it is in fact ~insanely~ healthy.
This scheme basically runs itself.
Eggs are good for you.
-Goob